things that are evil
animal crackers
movie theater popcorn
bad haircuts
computer malfunctions
when cheques don't come in the mail
bills
when fat jeans are tight
big boobs
(let's let the men recover from that last one...)
when you have an itch that won't go away (hey, now...not that kind of an itch)
missing your favorite show
dirty dishes
candy
people who buy the candy and bring it home (that would be me...)
cold feet (both literally and metaphorically)
irregular periods
lines at the post office
waiting
when a credit card is declined (although it's never happened to ME of course)
animal crackers (hide them, will you?)