always be honest, except for when you lie

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

things that are evil

animal crackers

movie theater popcorn

bad haircuts

computer malfunctions

when cheques don't come in the mail


when fat jeans are tight

big boobs

(let's let the men recover from that last one...)

when you have an itch that won't go away (hey, now...not that kind of an itch)

missing your favorite show

dirty dishes


people who buy the candy and bring it home (that would be me...)

cold feet (both literally and metaphorically)

irregular periods

lines at the post office


when a credit card is declined (although it's never happened to ME of course)

animal crackers (hide them, will you?)