always be honest, except for when you lie

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

well slap my ass and call me shirley

Sex and a twenty minute shower in the same day? Margaritas for everyone, it's Happy Hour! All's I need is a glass of Grape Fantasy Kool Aid before bed and I am set. I'm not even gonna brush my teeth. I'm walkin' on the wild side, people. The Wild Side. First the Pantie Six Pack, now this. Things are looking up, Friends, up up up.