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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

the undergarment obsession, chapter three

Further to our discussion regarding the 98 cent panties and hopefully some day bras I have most happy news! Today, not more than an hour ago, I bought six, yes six, additional pairs of 98 cent panties at the grocery superstore. I am ecstatic! So much so that I cannot stop using ex!cla!ma!tion! marks after everything that I say! I have exclamation marks dancing in my brain! I am awash with glee! Oh Joyous Day!

I could not be happier if I'd been given a million dollars today because all the money in the world cannot compare to a 6 pack of panties that will. not. bunch.

Am I right?