and so we will institute the 4pm to bed rule
The following has been deemed just and fair by the management and shall be respected by those to whom it applies.
From this day forward all persons living in or near this house who require the assistance of another to eat and or toilet shall go to bed no later than the hour of four o'clock in the afternoon and be expected to remain therein until the following morning.
Further to the above declaration each day shall not begin before eight am and anyone needing assitance prior to that time should either a) bite me or b) speak to that guy on the other side of the bed who sleeps like a log every night all night and does not have to spend his day with people who make him institute the four o'clock to bed rule.
Mommy has said it will be so and so it shall be.
Mommy has spoken.
All Hail Mommy!
Mommy just collapsed in a heap on the floor.
Awww, poor Mommy.
No don't kick Mommy!
I said DON'T kick her!
Stop kicking Mommy.
Bed time is now 3pm.
All Hail. And then shaddap.
posted by Style Me Organized at
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
