always be honest, except for when you lie

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

whatever gets ya through the day

If one's children are driving one mad it is perfectly appropriate to eat a box of chocolates before noon. Especially if said consumption keeps one from yelling and or saying the word fuck. Next time your one year old pinches you so hard you want to jump out the window to keep from screaming your head off, have a turtle or two instead. Does wonders for the motherly state of mind.

Does nothing for the motherly phsyique but we cannot fight all battles all of the time. It's about survival. That's all. That's it.