always be honest, except for when you lie

Monday, December 20, 2004

note to self

If One is tired, One ought go to bed instead of sitting here talking to all of you out there, nice and lovely as you are. One ought to learn from having been groggy and grumpy all day and One should have dragged her weary butt up to bed at eight o'clock. One did not do that and now it is nearly midnight. One is a silly silly girl and tomorrow when One complains of being too weary to move a muscle please feel free to chastise One for being such a fool.

One promises that tomorrow she will not speak this way. Please attribute this odd methhod of expressing One's thoughts to the aforementioned tired and too stupid to go to bed.

One says good night.