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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

it's only fair

Since I get up and go to the gym at, like, seven in the morning I think it is only fair that this should bring about the desired effects from doing so immediately. By way of acknowledging my devotion and strength of character.


While we're at it, same said devotion should buy me a diet filled with french fries, cookies, potato chips and yes, dammit, lots and lots of chocolate.


It's. Only. Fair.