always be honest, except for when you lie

Sunday, January 16, 2005

rejoice! for now we have poop!

A child of three and one half will sometimes sing and grunt his little heart out when he is alone in the bathroom doing his messy business. He may then invite you in to see what he has done, to declare that you have never seen a finer poop. Only, remember to let him flush because that is his way. Should you be remiss and let your hand reach out to do the flushing you might find it snapped off at the wrist! Exercise caution and be generous with praise. The child has invented poop!