always be honest, except for when you lie

Thursday, February 03, 2005


A few weeks ago I came home from the gym, happy with my workout. I shared this pleasure with my husband.

Me: I did 170 on leg press today.

Him: 170?

Me: Yep.

Him: I thought you were doing 410 before you had Super Boy.

Me: Well yeah.

Him: I weigh more than 170. You're not even lifting me.

Me: No.

Him: Hmmm.

Me: Fuck off.

There's nothing like a kick in the What You Used To Do Pants to get you going. Yesterday I did 210. Next week 250. Tell me, will he?

Granny up.